Only 18 million arrivals too late. Booze up, brewery, anyone?
Highlight of my dayâŚwatching Kier Starmer questioning a rather badly dressed, inarticulate buffoon at PMQs.
Yes just watched it on you-tube.
Not so much âquestioningâ more like filleting the PM. Dorisâ spluttering answer about withdrawing the chart was staggeringly panicked. Surely he knew that KS would re-examine him on it?
What an incompetent nutter! Handoncock wasnât much better nodding away like the proverbial nodding dog on the parcel shelf in the back of Dorisâ car
Did he cut his own hair?
Probably done by his 2 week old babyâŚ
OupsâŚ
Yes he had no answers to any question. Himself and Hancock have mislaid 10,000 care home deaths but Hancockâs trying to find them in his school jotterâŚ
Starmerâs spoiled for choice on incompetence and inconsistencies to tackle him on. Revisiting the country comparison chart was a winner.
Wow, what a kick in the goolies
That is better than a chocolate biscuit!
Itâs absolutely no surprise that Rees Mogg has called for Parliament to return to normal as, without the baying, screaming mob behind him, Johnson is exposed as the baseless, fraudulent liar that he has always been.
Thatâs certainly true but Iâve no doubt Wooster-Mogg along with the odious IDS are pushing the back to work agenda.
Yes, having someone in opposition who can really get his claws into Boris & Co is definitely what the uk needs right nowâŚoh and chocolate biscuits are good too.
Meanwhile⌠the Brexit train crash approaches.
The extension deadline is now just seven weeks away, I think either side can ask for an extension and this request has to be accepted, whoâs going to blink first?
Neither - the EU probably think the UK is a lost cause which they would sensibly be rid of and the UK is still guided by dogma.
Iâd half like to say that there will be no request in June followed by frantically trying to wriggle out of that WA restriction later this year.
But I suspect that Johnson (or at least his puppet masters) actually want no deal.