Nice one Stella 
can’t get less PC than that, but talking of swingers, here in the 24 ( and elsewhere I’m sure) the personal ads are heaving …
(joking)
Just look out for the pampas grass in the front garden - apparently 
OH has reminded me about my stacked “rainbow” shoes. They were so many colours and thus went with every outfit… and I felt great in them as they added a good 2 inches to my petite height… 
One of my pupils explained to me that his grandparents are swingers, they go to the club every week, they love it, all their friends are mad keen as well, keeps all the local oldies busy etc etc
Poor child was wondering why my eyebrows were disappearing into my hair… actually his grandparents do jive and swing dancing. I had to explain that swingers are échangistes, much laughter ensued.
I can’t really remember much about the golden age of sexism and discrimination (the decade that taste forgot) but I expect that is quite a good thing.
Mark, that stuff is bloody sharp and not going anywhere near my “fufu” 
Cassava meal???
FooFoo? FiFi, Fleur…Dunno never written it before!
Maybe time for a new thread "What do you call your vagina? " 
Ah, I see - well vulva, surely: I remember my Scottish grandmother being fairly clear which was which when I was tiny.
I love this thread drift…
How tiny?..must have been a shock or a bit confusing for you V 
Never, ever… please tell me you are joking, there is correct as in politically correct, grammatically correct, anatomically correct but apart from doctors and those in the medical profession, I know no one that would call it a “vulva” in normal everyday conversation.
Vulva’s are the ones with the side lights on all the time, aren’t they ?
No, I think you are confusing them with Vauxhalls.
My mum once had a sore throat and said her vulva was itching
Well my grandmother was v keen on correct nomenclature and not at all squeamish (as befits a classicist 
) … on the other hand it hardly came up in conversation every day.
I am fairly sure it arose from watching a cow give birth and the subsequent questions I had for her, which she answered. I also knew plants had ovaries as mammals do. Tiny means probably 4 or 5 at most.
Vagina is a euphemism in more ways than one, in classical Latin it means the sheath of a sword, and has no other meaning.
My OH thought I really was 6’ tall when he met me
Twitching is worse…
Mary, that is what my friend calls her Volvo!
Those Romans knew what they were talking about then - reminds me of the tv series Spartacus, lots of sword play
Really!