Yes I did say SFN not S&M!
Add the next couple of lines to the SFN "50 Shades of Grey"...
The rules are simple:
The innuendo needs to have a French theme and you score extra points for mentioning something that is directly related to SFN. And innuendo rather than overtly hard core please!
Here is the opening paragraph:
She gazed longingly at the baguettes. How long had it been? Still, her wheat allergy had put paid to enjoying anything like as satisfying as a good, firm baguette for several months now. The last time had been with Jean-Louis.
She brought herself back to the present. No more memories. She would go home, eat supper and get back to posting on SFN. Thank goodness she'd joined Knitter, Natter, Stitch and Chatter. Crocheting a pair of restraints was the perfect way to pass the long winter evenings. Suddenly......