Does that mean you’re now going to shut up about it 
I’m afraid to ask what your next “mission” will be 
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That was very blunt John, for someone who has a lot of missions they feel the need to post here.
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It’s too early in the day to be civil 
They weren’t, but the joke is also accepted.
I shall be leaving the sticker where it is. I am very unlikely to be driving the van in any of the areas where it will be necessary. If things change & nearer areas get covered I’m sure I can argue the case if I’m ever asked.
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Chill, do your breathing exercises and have more caffeine (OK the first and last suggestion might be at loggerheads) and come back.
of course.
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Swiss and Austrian?
I am thinking of starting a thread" how to tie shoelaces" well which is best, criss crossing them, looping around through the holes with one end going from the bottom hole to the top?
Any suggestions?
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Always the best. If you criss cross them you might be dead the next morning if the Gurkha’s are about.
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Ah, but where does the initial traversal from top to bottom (spanning all the eyelets) go - right, left, instep to outside of foot or vice versa.
Concerned minds want to know.
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But where would that leave slip-on devotees, or the wearers of the ever popular flip-flop? Or indeed the pieds nus brigade?
They will all be charged Emissions tax.
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A complex issue, especially with hiking boots, or Dr. Martens (the foot apparel, not the TV series).
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I have to tie my laces in a “double-bow” or they come undone and I risk tripping …
and my OH always reckons I’m tying 'em the wrong way… 
If he ties my laces, then I can’t untie 'em…
grrrr…
Too much information
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That’s not a euphemism I’ve seen before.
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I don’t start the thread.
Ignore him Crit, he was just having “a moment”. In fact your dilemma and @ChrisMann who started the thread have kept us hugely diverted - as can be seen by the number of posts. Thank you, to you and others who contributed for more than a few joyous comments. 
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Indeed you didn’t, but I really hope you’ve killed it
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I couldn’t possibly comment.
Partly why I spelled it pases.
I have always wondered that.