Yesterday afternoon, got back from the hardware store and suddenly realised my wallet was missing. Not an uncommon occurrence, it’s usually been left in the car bacause if one’s only wearing shirt and shorts, the wallet’s back pocket home is too uncomfortable when driving (unfortunately, its thickness is not due to wads of dosh therein!). So, checked every centimetre of the car (inches wouldn’t work - it’s German) zilch!
After scouring the house too, my unreliable memory suggested I might have put wallet on the car roof while lowering seats to accommodate a long plank. Phoned the hardware store, but nothing in the parking, so cancelled all the UK and French bank cards and started researching how to replace driving licence, titre de sejour, carte vitale, carte d’assurance and EHIC cards. Now know that it costs €230 to replace the post Brexit carte de sejour! Also now know the eye-watering cost of replacing a 25 year old ostrich skin wallet that had been bought cheaply duty free in what was then Jo’burg’s Jan Smuts Airport (now Oliver Tambo International).
Anyhow, 24 hr later, because one has to report these losses and because there was a slim chance it had been handed in to the police, we went down to the station. Having explained the reason for our visit, the police lady picked up a key, disappeared in the back, and a few minutes later returned with my wallet!!!
Everything, including the cash was intact and I asked for the finder’s name because they deserved a decent reward, but unfortunately ,the very decent, honest person had remained anonymous and we were unable to thank or reward them
So much stress has slid off my shoulders in the last few hours, not least the loss of my titre de sejour - as a foreign resident, I think one always feels slightly vulnerable, and when one’s French ID disappears this is doubly so. My only remaining ID was my UK passport, which of course linked me to where I’d fled from rather than to my country of choice.
Lessons learnt: drive uncomfortably, replacing titre de sejour is seriously expensive, remember to remove EHIC card from wallet when returning to France from Spain and most important of all, always put your wallet straight back in your pocket as soon as the transaction’s completed.