Quite simple, my first two examples were chosen because their readers tend to be elderly, conservative (small ‘c’ note) in their outlook and less likely to be familiar with yoga. In addition they are probably less sympathetic to alien cultural practices.
That’s all pretty basic stuff - for instance, how else do you think advertising agencies choose where to place their adverts?
Oh I thought this thread was for a lightweight humour moment not politics
I did include a cartoon in my previous reply
I always thought it would be the bagpipes.
Love it. Flintstone territory 
Health warnings about religion are never wasted 
I’m sure you mean light hearted 
Its no skin off my nose John. Oh, I did it again 
If you were born in the year that Red Red Wine came out…
UB40
2 strike a chord there @Ancient_Mariner , the first mirrors an episode of Still Game, the Scottish comedy involving pensioner friends. One pretends to swallow his mate’s ring and then, shocked by the phone ringing, actually swallows it. Right up to the ceremony they are desperately trying to evacuate him and the ring, hastily rubbed with a hankie, is presented at the ceremony. As the (elderly) blushing bride admires it later she suddenly detects a strange odour. 
The other is very topical, as a non-footie fan it has had me in stitches for days.
I always aim to please. 
Well, that’s cheered me up no end!
Are you absolutely sure it’s not Russell Brand…
