The man from Straban…although I’m sure his heart’s in the right place…
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That’s pink gin for you.
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The cost of petrol is so high I’ve ended up putting vodka in the lawnmower.
Now the grass is half cut.
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I rode my bike to the off licence yesterday to get some booze for the Jubilee and bought a bottle of brandy and two bottles of wine.
When I put them in the basket, I realized that if I fell off the bike the bottles would break. So, I drank the whole bottle of brandy and the bottles of wine right there.
It was a wise decision as fell off my bike 3 times on the way home.
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That one’s at least as old as the little lady in question
Reach-around books.