Oh I loved this one!! LOL
Thank you.
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For ages I had no idea why my bosses insisted I carry a geiger counter. Then one day it clicked.
âIn a catâs eyes, all things belong to catsâ.
âDogs believe they are human â cats believe they are Godâ.
âBeware of people who dislike catsâ.
âDogs come when they are called â cats take a message and get back to youâ.
âDogs have owners â cats have staffâ.
âThousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods â cats have never forgotten thisâ.
âIf we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our cats, they too would purrâ.
Groan.
Hereâs something to groan atâŚ
People with photographic minds are usually slow developers.
The groundsman at Old Trafford was asked how he kept the grass in such good condition.
âThatâs easyâ he said, "we put ÂŁ400 million of shit on it every week "
Youâve played postmanâs knock, but have you tried photographerâs knock? Turn off the lights and see what develops.
Or coalmanâs knock, which is a much dirtier version.
A long exposure would be needed for my sensor.