A little mid-week humour to lighten the mood

Oh I loved this one!! LOL

Thank you. :smiling_face:

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BREAKING NEWS …
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19: He had chills, they were multiplying, and he was losing control. However doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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For ages I had no idea why my bosses insisted I carry a geiger counter. Then one day it clicked.

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How to teach English - Billy T James RIP

“In a cat’s eyes, all things belong to cats”.

“Dogs believe they are human – cats believe they are God”.

“Beware of people who dislike cats”.

“Dogs come when they are called – cats take a message and get back to you”.

“Dogs have owners – cats have staff”.

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods – cats have never forgotten this”.

“If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our cats, they too would purr”.

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Too True! @Griffin36

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Groan.

Here’s something to groan at…
People with photographic minds are usually slow developers.

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The groundsman at Old Trafford was asked how he kept the grass in such good condition.

“That’s easy” he said, "we put £400 million of shit on it every week ":rofl::rofl:

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You’ve played postman’s knock, but have you tried photographer’s knock? Turn off the lights and see what develops.

Or coalman’s knock, which is a much dirtier version.

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A long exposure would be needed for my sensor.

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