I thought for a moment you were offering another mystery to ponder before noticing it was a reply to DrM
Tracy was living in france, maybe the unmade topiary
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Why do pigeons wander around the middle of the road? And why do partridges run up our farm track in front of our car rather than flying out the way?
ā¦ and why do Cumbrian pheasants think itās a good idea to use the outside lane of the M6?
Perhaps itās something to do with them all being rather good to eatā¦
More flavour than brain?
There are no more deserving birds of the classification of ābird brainā
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Why do sanglier run in front of cars?
That cost Axa ā¬22,000.
I havenāt found a way to copy it yet, but a friend just sent me a short video of a crow using a piece of cardboard as a sledge on a snowy bank. He wasnāt very good at it, fell off several times, but fair play he was persistant, kept carrying it back in his beak up to the top. 
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Why is it that the bit of the map you want to look at is always on the page edge or the crease?
I know, who uses maps these days? As both Google maps and our in-car satellite system went crazy this morning we were glad of the map book - except for the fact that each place we wanted to look at in detail was in the crease!
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Blimey Lady Penelopes come down a bit, must have got rid of Parker
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When you get stuck on the last few answers of a crossword why is it that when you return to it the answers are obvious.
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Because your brain has been working on it as a background task.
Iāve been doing the laundry lately, and this has happened twice now. Put the duvet cover and pillowcases in the washing machine , duvet buttoned up. Go to get it out, its turned itself inside out with the pillowcases inside an impossible to undo football shaped knot 
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I think your first mistake was buying your bedding from Mƶbius & Spencer. 
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Talking of pockets and wallets (see elsewhere) why are the pockets on womenās jeans so ridiculously small?
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Because women have handbags? 
See also
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Ridiculous! When Iām cleaning the cottage and need my phone with me because my guests ring me to let me know their arrival time I need my phone in a back pocket, not my handbag!
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Same reason as they are getting more expensive . . . . inflation . . . . Iāll get me coat . . . .
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Because women expect menās pockets and wallets to hold the money ā¦ (duck!)